podencos:

lumberjackloverboy:

lumberjackloverboy:

*thinks about a man kissing me* *passes out*

*thinks about kissing a man* *passes out x2*

@princenug

liquidchocolatecake:

sailor-rinn:

spacehunter-m:

as you wish

equivalent exchange

yeehawlw:

unpill:

have fun storming area 51 you fucking idiots. im gonna be in area 52 where the REAL shit be

have fun virgin i’ll be in area 69

a-slightcatchoflightning:

incorrect-into-the-spiderverse:

Peter: *Walks into book store*

Peter: Got any books on turtles?

Clerk: Hard-back?

Peter: Yeah, with the tiny heads.

@nohedgehogsok

a-slightcatchoflightning:

kittyb4e:

@nohedgehogsok

a-slightcatchoflightning:

beachdeath:

thestateonmtv:

So with voting do you cum when a person get bitten into or when a person is swallowed or does it depend on the moment

usually you just mark a ballot with a pen or you select the candidate you want on a screen. sometimes you hole punch the ballot though

@nohedgehogsok

geekandmisandry:

blackjacklollipop:

serpentwife:

not to flex on anyone but i’ve never wanted to fuck a serial killer

Weird flex but go off

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